Kissing in the Deli Department

Part 2

On that same day, we went to our local grocery store for something, I can’t remember what.  When we got there I noticed a young couple get out of their car.  They were holding hands as they went inside the grocery store.  I remember I thought it was sweet to see a young couple so innocently holding hands.  As we made our way to the produce isle, I saw the young couple again this time at the deli counter.  Much to my surprise the couple was two young girls, still holding hands.  Okay so no big deal, not a big surprise because this is the 2000’s.  Everyone and their sister have come out of the closet confessing to being gay.  Who isn’t?  I would have been totally fine had they not started making out with each other right at the deli counter tongue quid pro quo. 

Am I gay bashing?  Call it what you will. If it had been a girl and a boy, my opinion would still be the same.  There is a place for everything and the deli line at the grocery store is not the place for touching tongues or swapping spit.  Please do me a favor and get a room.

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