Dirt Cake

It’s funny when I tell people I’m making a dirt cake. They look at me funny and say “you make a cake out of dirt”? Usually I laugh a little and say “no, it’s not really dirt” and then I explain the ingredients. But, after I thought about this, it really is dirt. Everything comes from dirt. Genesis 2:7 “And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground…” For without that, there would be nothing.



1 box chocolate cake (or make your own)
1 large container of cool whip
4 Skor© bars
2 boxes of instant chocolate pudding
Chocolate syrup
Gummy worms

Bake the cake according to instructions on box. Let cool completely and then crumble in large chunks.

Make pudding only using ½ of the milk that is called for. Combine with ½ of the container of Cool whip.

Break the candy bars into tiny pieces (a hammer on a cutting board works well).

In glass bowl or fancy dish layer bottom with ½ of crumbled cake, top with ½ of pudding/cool whip mixture. Sprinkle with a third of the crushed candy bars. Drizzle chocolate syrup across the top and down the sides. Repeat layers.

Spread cool whip over top and sprinkle with remaining candy bar. Strategically place gummy worms in “dirt”.

This is also good for other holidays. Faux leaves for a Thanksgiving dessert or imitation poinsettias for Christmas, a Cross for Easter, etc. Imagination is ¾ of the battle of creation.


© Crackerberries 2009

Moo-Chi-Pig Casserole

This is a great brunch or breakfast for a crowd. Made the night before leaves your morning open to relax, enjoy your coffee and company without slaving in the kitchen. Not only that, but it’s a pretty tasty casserole. Serve as is or add salsa or ketchup.

1 lb mild bulk pork sausage
1 16 oz pkg. cooked cubed ham
1 26 oz pkg. shredded hash browns
8 oz shredded Colby & Monterey Jack cheese
4 oz shredded mozzarella cheese
¾ cup milk
1 tsp celery salt
1 Tbsp Texas Pete
¼ cup parmesan cheese
1 Tbsp bacon bits
1 dozen eggs

Cook the sausage in large skillet until no longer pink; drain grease and cool completely. Spray large baking dish or lasagna pan with cooking oil. Spread uncooked hash browns in bottom of baking dish, spreading them up the sides to create a crust if you will.

Lay cubed ham over hash brown, then top with cooled sausage. You might also add cooked onion and green pepper (optional). Top with cheeses.

In large bowl, beat eggs and add milk, parmesan cheese, celery salt and Texas Pete; mix well. Pour over casserole. Sprinkle with bacon bits.

Place in refrigerator over night. Remove from fridge 30 minutes prior to baking. Bake in 350º oven for one hour or until knife inserted in center comes out clean.

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Green Tomato Pine Nut Pizza

I love pizza night. Tall Cool One loves pizza, as long as it doesn’t have anchovies on it. I think you can put anything you want on a pizza. This one was especially flavorsome.

Whip up your own pizza crust or buy one of those pre-made ones. Whip up your own pizza sauce or buy a jar of pre-made.

Pizza Toppings
1 cup pizza sauce
¾ cup mozzarella cheese
¼ cup parmesan cheese
1 Tbsp Italian seasoning
2 Tbsp pine nuts
15-20 slices pepperoni
2 small green tomatoes, sliced

Pizza Crust

2½ cups all purpose flour

1 tsp Italian seasoning

½ tsp garlic powder

1 package (1½ tsp.) active dry yeast

¾ cup hot water (120º-103º)

1 TBSP oil

In a large bowl combine ¾ cup flour, seasoning, garlic powder and yeast; blend well. Mix hot water and oil together and combine with flour mixture. Blend at low speed until moistened then mix at medium speed for 2 minutes. Add ¾ cup flour to form stiff dough.

On floured surface, kneed in ¼ - ½cup flour until dough is smooth and elastic (3-5 minutes). Place dough in greased bowl, twirling around to coat; cover loosely with plastic wrap and cloth towel. Let rise in warm place (80º-85º) for 30-40 minutes or until double in size.

Punch dough down several times to remove all air bubbles. Pat or roll out on pizza stone to form crust. Let rest for 10 minutes before adding toppings.

Pizza Sauce
½ cup chopped onion
3 cloves garlic, minced
2 Tbsp olive oil
1 medium tomato, chopped
6 oz tomato paste
8 oz tomato sauce
1 tsp salt
2 tsp oregano
2 tsp basil leaves
½ tsp pepper
1 tsp sugar

Sauté onion and garlic in olive oil until tender; add remaining ingredients and simmer on low for 30 minutes being sure to stir often. Cool before spreading on pizza dough.

Preheat oven to 400º. Spread sauce on dough, top with cheeses, pine nuts, pepperoni and sliced green tomato. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese and Italian seasoning. Bake at 400º for 23-25 minutes. Remove from oven and let stand 5 minutes before slicing.

© Crackerberries 2009

Grandmother Anise Cookies

½ cup butter flavored Crisco shortening
1¼ cup sugar
2 eggs
3¼ cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cream of tartar
¼ cup milk
¼ tsp salt
2 Tbsp aniseed
Confectioner’s sugar



Preheat oven to 350º

In large bowl combine shortening and sugar and beat until light and fluffy. Add eggs and milk.

In separate bowl combine flour, baking soda, cream of tartar and salt and mix well. Gradually add to creamed mixture. Add aniseed and mix well.

Using small ice cream scoop, place one inch scoops two inches apart on parchment paper lined cookie sheet. Press down scoops with cup dipped in confectioner’s sugar. Bake for 8-10 minutes until lightly golden. Cool on wire racks.


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Parmesan Tata's

4 medium potatoes, scrubbed and cut into 8 wedges
½ cup melted butter
2 cloves garlic, minced
¼ cup parmesan cheese
3 Tbsp fresh parsley, finely chopped
¼ cup finely chopped onion
1 tsp Italian seasoning
1 tsp paprika

Preheat oven to 400





Combine all ingredients except potatoes in a large bowl and mix well. Add potatoes and stir to combine. Spread potato wedges across cookie sheet lined with parchment paper.

Bake uncovered in 400º oven for 30 minutes or until tender and golden brown.

Tata’s make a great side dish or appetizer served with ranch dressing, sour cream or ketchup.


© Crackerberries 2009

Snyder's Of Hanover Chicken

Fry in the south, bake in the north, am I right? I wanted fried chicken but if you recall my last attempt at frying chicken, I over fried. Baking is more my forte so try this one on for size.

10 baby chicken legs
½ bag honey mustard and onion pretzel nibblers, crushed and pulverized
*1-2 cups buttermilk
1 Tbsp dry mustard
1 tsp pepper

Wash chicken legs in cold water and place in large dish. Cover with buttermilk. Let stand on counter for 45 minutes.

Combine pulverized nibblers with dry mustard and pepper in large zip lock bag. Drain buttermilk from chicken and place one or two pieces at a time in zip lock bag and shake and bake at 350º 45 minutes or until internal temperature reaches 165ºF.

*Make your own buttermilk by combining one tablespoon of vinegar or lemon juice in liquid measuring cup and top off with milk; stir to combine and let stand five minutes.


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Potato Tomato Salad

3 medium-large red potatoes, scrubbed and cubed
2 cloves garlic
2 eggs, hard boiled, peeled and diced
4 slices bacon, cooked and chopped
1 large tomato diced
½ cup frozen peas
¾ cup mayonnaise
2 Tbsp ranch dressing
1 tsp dry mustard
1 tsp prepared mustard
1 tsp paprika
¼ tsp salt
½ tsp pepper




In medium sauce pan cook potatoes in enough water to cover with garlic just until tender; drain, discard garlic and cool.

In small bowl combine mayonnaise, ranch dressing, dry mustard, prepared mustard, paprika, salt and pepper and mix well.

Combine peas, tomato, bacon and potatoes in large bowl and mix well. Pour sauce over and combine. Fold in chopped eggs. Garnish with tomato slices and parsley if desired.




© Crackerberries 2009

Not So Average Sloppy Joe

On Wednesday nights our church has dinner together where people get the opportunity to eat and have some fellowship prior to Bible study. Usually we do not get there in time for dinner due to Tall Cool One’s work schedule. But they had Sloppy Joe’s one Wednesday evening and I hadn’t had Sloppy Joe’s in forever, or so it seemed. I kept saying, “We’re gonna have sloppy Joe’s” and Tall Cool One kept making a face of "YUCK". You remember the can of sloppy Joe sauce, right? Manwich© right? This is not that.



1 lb ground beef
1 small onion
1 small green pepper
1 tsp oregano
½ ground black pepper
1 tsp Italian seasoning
½ tsp fennel seed
1 cup tomato sauce
¼ cup ketchup
½ loaf Italian bread
1 Tbsp margarine
1 tsp garlic powder
¾ cup shredded Colby Jack cheese




In large skillet brown ground beef with onion and green pepper; drain grease if necessary. Add tomato sauce, oregano, fennel seed, Italian seasoning, pepper and ketchup; bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer until thick 10-15 minutes.

Slice bread length wise; spread margarine on both sides of the inside. Place on cookie sheet with buttered side up and sprinkle with garlic powder. Place in oven for 10 minutes to lightly brown. Remove from oven and slice in quarters; scoop Joe mixture over bottom quarters. Sprinkle with Colby Jack cheese and place tops of bread over cheese.

Wrap with aluminum foil and return to oven for 15 minutes. Serve with your favorite Sloppy Joe side dish; {Kraft© macaroni and cheese, right kids?}

© Crackerberries 2009

Surprise Peanut Butter Cookies

Sometimes I just have a craving for peanut butter and chocolate. Did you get your peanut butter in my chocolate? No, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter. Either way, it’s two great tastes that taste great together! Am I right?


1½ cups flour
½ cup cocoa
½ tsp baking soda
½ cup butter flavored Crisco
½ cup sugar
½ cup firmly packed brown sugar
½ cup crunchy peanut butter
1 egg
1 Tbsp half & half
1 tsp vanilla

½ cup creamy peanut butter
1 cup confectioner’s sugar
1 Tbsp half & half

Preheat oven to 350º.

Combine flour, cocoa and baking soda together in one medium size bowl. In large bowl combine the Crisco and peanut butter and using electric beater, cream until well blended; add sugars and mix again. Add egg, half & half and vanilla and beat until smooth. Add flour combination. You may have to use a wooden spoon if the mixture gets too thick.

In separate bowl combine creamy peanut butter, confectioner’s sugar and half & half and mix well.

Using one inch ice cream scoop place balls 2 inches apart on cookie sheet; using smaller melon scoop top with peanut butter filling. Add another scoop on top and flatten being sure to press edges together. Using a fork dipped in sugar make criss-crosses on top of cookie while flattening.

Bake in 350º 8-10 minutes. Let stand one minute then remove from cookie sheet and place on racks to cool completely.

© Crackerberries 2009

Herb Tarlick Steak

I know, I know … probably NY Strip is best cooked without any additional flavorings. But I wanted garlic and I marinated it for about 30 minutes and it was delectable! Herb Tarlick = garlic herbed steak. Just saying herbed garlic reminded me of Herb Tarlick from WKRP in Cincinnati. Remember that sitcom?




1 lb New York Strip (or other beef)
3 cloves of garlic, minced
¼ cup red wine vinegar
¼ cup extra virgin olive oil
1 Tbsp Italian seasoning
3 Tbsp fresh chopped parsley
¼ tsp cayenne pepper






Combine all ingredients in small bowl and mix well. Rub over steaks being sure to cover both sides. Let stand on counter at room temperature for 30 minutes. Grill to desired doneness. Serve with your favorite side.


© Crackerberries 2009

Shepherd's Casserole

I never understood why it was called a pie. To me a pie is in a pie plate with doughy pie crust. A pie is something you eat for dessert unless it’s chicken pie or pork pie and then you have it with gravy. I suppose Shepherd’s Pie was probably made the same way at one point in time… I really don’t know. I guess that’s one to chalk down for research. Anyways this is my rendition of Shepherd’s pie.


1 lb ground beef
1 small onion
½ cup chopped green pepper
1 tsp ground pepper
5-6 small potatoes
1 cup frozen peas
2½ cups frozen corn
2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp paprika
2-3 cloves garlic
1 stick margarine
¼ cup milk or half & half



Peel potatoes and cut into small pieces. Place in sauce pan with peeled garlic cloves and cover with water. Bring to boil and reduce heat; simmer about 10-15 minutes or until you can easily pierce the potato with a fork. Remove from heat; drain. Mash or whip with ¾ of the stick of butter and ¼ cup milk or half & half. Set aside.

While the tatas are cooking, in a large skillet cook the ground beef with the onion and green pepper. Once the burger is browned, drain grease if necessary. Add Worcestershire sauce and ground black pepper. Transfer to lightly greased baking dish.

Cover with peas and corn. Scoop or spread whipped potato over the top. Dot with remaining margarine and sprinkle with paprika; bake at 350º 30-45 minutes until golden brown.

© Crackerberries 2009

General Tso's Chicken

This one is for you Michael … I know it always was your favorite thing to order from Chinese restaurants.

1 lb boneless chicken thighs or breasts
1 Tbsp light soy sauce
1 egg lightly beaten
1-2 Tbsp corn starch
Fresh ground pepper

Cut chicken into cubes and combine with the egg, soy sauce, pepper and enough corn starch to coat the chicken well. Set aside.

2 Tbsp dark soy sauce
2 tsp dry sherry
3 Tbsp white wine or water
1 Tbsp rice vinegar
1 Tbsp granulated sugar SAUCE INGREDIENTS
1 Tbsp minced ginger
1 Tsp mince garlic
2-3 Tbsp corn starch

5-10 dried chili peppers
3 green onions
1½ cup broccoli florets
Oil for deep frying

Combine sauce ingredients in a bowl and stir well to dissolve sugar before adding corn starch. Set aside.

Slice green onions and break apart broccoli.

Heat oil in Wok to 350º-360º; drop chicken cubes in oil a few at a time and cook, stirring/flipping often (about 3-4 minutes) or until crispy. Remove from oil and drain on paper towels.

Clean out wok and add 2 Tbsp oil. When hot, add broccoli, green onions and chili peppers. Stir fry 1-2 minutes. Return chicken to Wok and stir fry 1 minute.

Push chicken and veggies out of way to make hole in center of Wok. Pour in sauce, stirring constantly until thickened. Mix with chicken and veggies. Serve over white rice.

© Crackerberries 2009

2X Baked Potatoes

We usually have a salad with our steak but with the temperature dropping we decided to spark up the oven. I wasn’t really sure about a 2X baked sweet potato. To be honest with you, I like the candied sweet potato recipe that has been passed down from my great-grandmother much better. I’ll get that one posted one of these days. But this was different. It’s always good to try something different.

2 russet potatoes
2 yams or sweet potatoes
1 Tbsp molasses
1 Tbsp honey
1 Tbsp brown sugar
4 Tbsp butter
2 Tbsp sour cream
2 Tbsp parmesan cheese
1 tsp black pepper
½ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp Italian seasoning


Preheat oven to 350º. Scrub potatoes and prick with fork. Place in oven directly on rack (second level from the bottom). Bake for 45-60 minutes. Sweet potatoes cook faster than the russets. You can tell if they are done by jabbing them with a sharp knife … if it slides in easy, done, if not, cook longer.

After the potatoes are done, let them cool off for about 15 minutes or so. Cut tops lengthwise off or in an X. Gently scoop out potato in separate bowls … you don’t want to mix your sweet potato with your russet potato. YUCK.

For russet potato, combine potato with sour cream, parmesan cheese, pepper and 2 Tbsp butter. Mix and mash well. Scoop back into potato skin being careful not to rip the skin; sprinkle with Italian seasoning.

For sweet potato, combine potato with molasses, honey, brown sugar and 2 Tbsp butter. Mix and mash well. Scoop back into potato skin being careful not to rip the skin; sprinkle with nutmeg.

Return to 350º oven for 15 minutes or until lightly golden. Add more butter or sour cream if you wish.

© Crackerberries 2009